gles

an act when playing a sport in which the offensive player makes the defending player look ridiculous by dangling him so hard

wow that was an amazing gles!

by gles June 22, 2010

Gles

Someone who is extremely funny, finds themselves attractive, finds WEIRD people attractive too. Dropped out of college to avoid boys she has liked previously. Tries to use her friends for Tiktok fame.

You're such a Gles.

by GMogs February 9, 2021

Gles

Gles’ are amazing friends with the best music taste. Probably obsessed with things like Marvel, Star Wars and Sam Fender. They tend to be very active but lazy too, enjoying a lot of cups of tea and chocolate because they’re chocoholics.
Gles’ will always have your backs as they’re loyal friends but can be quite blunt. However, when first meeting a Gles, they’re very excited and talk a lot, often revealing a lot about themselves.
Farts probably smell a lot.

Wow, Gles has such good music taste!

by GMogs November 23, 2021

Clet Gleses

Whwn you see clout glasses on the floor you scream CLET GLESES . All the cool kids are doing it!

Guy: DUDE look whats on the floor!!
Guy 2: BRO those are clout glasses, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Both: CLET GLESES

by Mmm Probably Should November 26, 2018

Glesch

A term used usually in a loud and derpy voice, to communicate with someone across a large room (e.g. a classroom) or used as a suffix after a name (e.g. Michael Glesch)

Person 1: Glesch!!
Person 2: GLESCH!!!!

Person 1: Hello Nico Glesch
Person 2: Hello Jasper Glesch

by RoguePistol June 4, 2012

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

"There is a video on Youtube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video. "The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by Youtube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to Youtube's main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered. Youtube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one Youtube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen. The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.

"Isn't the Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv video not the creepiest thing ever"

"OMG UR RIGHT THT IS SO SCARY!!!!!"

by Strategos Dimentio September 28, 2008

Glesh

Glesh may be bought or sold for a profit. Said Glesh has properties beyond our normal scope of science. If sold for profit, a cold tingling sensation may occur. If sold for a loss, death is imminent.

Glesh is defined as an amorphous container contained only by itself.

Glesh is also defined through meta-language structure known as a double negative product. It is used in this construct to give a super position to a referred object. 'A Gleshian-English Construct'

Buy Glesh. Don't buy Glesh. If Glesh is consumed, contact a defense lawyer. If Glesh is applied correctly, you did it wrong. Buy Glesh.

by FumpasaurusRex September 15, 2018