Fuarken

used for emphasis or to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise.

Also commonly used by Victor Simonovski as a space-filler in descriptive storytelling.

"What are you doing FAURKEN!?" Being defined as vulgar slang

Used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience.

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

An easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)

normal: Debbie is so faurken' FINE!

ankie: Debbie is so faurken phyne!

(ADVERB)

normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the faurken bus.

ankie: I was fucken late so I took the faurken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)

normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.

ankie: So, I'm faurken like fuarken failing fuakren math, you fuarken know?

by Stormy_Forrester February 13, 2018

fuarkin aesthetic brah

a douche of the gym who is a fuarkin sick cunt
has wide shoulders and a small waist
and a phAT fucking ass!

wow jimmy dont i look like that fuarkin aesthetic brah?
jimmy: bro i dont care how wide you are, your ass is flatter than my gains plateau

by fucking piggish kent April 28, 2017

flarkenhob

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.

You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!

by Flarker November 10, 2010

farken

A alternate form of "Fuck"
Used on message boards to avoid cursing.

Thats farken sick!

Yeah, I know, he's farken gay, why doesnt he just leave the forums?

by Floyd The Barber January 29, 2005

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

Farkenluster

A drink of female soul tears after driving deep in a female and hitting an organ, which is known as the Farkenluster Wall. Your goal is to break through the wall, and collect the female’s subsequent tears in a goblet. The tears must be drank afterwards.

Bro, I hit Jenny’s Farkenluster Wall last night, and drank every drop of her tears in celebration.

by #BJs June 4, 2018

Farkenledgical

When something is confusing but still somehow makes sense

That lecture on female anatomy was pretty farkenledgical.

by YeetBruvvok January 18, 2019