"What are you doing FAURKEN!?" Being defined as vulgar slang

Used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience.

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

An easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)

normal: Debbie is so faurken' FINE!

ankie: Debbie is so faurken phyne!

(ADVERB)

normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the faurken bus.

ankie: I was fucken late so I took the faurken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)

normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.

ankie: So, I'm faurken like fuarken failing fuakren math, you fuarken know?

I've been jabbed