forensics

The art of public speaking.

Jon was a forensics expert.

by Nicolai January 24, 2004

Forensics

1. Debate
2. Any event which one may compete in at a debate tourniment.

Come join the forensics team; they get laid surprisingly often...

by kstar April 27, 2004

forensics

1.The application of science to law.

2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)

3. a wierd word.

1. attorney: this is your hair isn't it?
boy: yes, it is.

2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!

3. dude, that's like, so forensic!

by Grr8jon October 12, 2004

forensics

A weird club that took a group of people that like talking to much and turned it into a wannabe sports team.

I can't do anything on Saturday. I have forensics.

by MeIsMoose March 26, 2017

Forensics

A high school "speech and debate" club characterized by its unusually high ratio of ultra-preppy douchebags. People in forensics, often referred to as forensicators, base their very existence on researching obscure topics in order to appear somewhat intelligence during a debate tournament. Such individuals thrive on a culture of elitism that habitually looks down on others who do not share their passion for caffeine addiction and one-ups-manship. A complete and utter ineptitude in the areas of Science, Technology, Engineering, and mathematics plague forensicators, who often enter a field such a politics where they can make a career out of spouting bullshit and looking down on other people.

God, that Andrew kid never shuts up about his trophies or obviously flaws existential ideas. That tool must be in forensics.

by TheGreatDebater April 24, 2014

forensics

a government investigation group that finds pubic hairs and seman under a stove or slip and fall into seman wile investigating a crime scene.

"this place is a mess!!!"..."cheack it for seman" said the forensics team

by fuck mate 303 June 19, 2009

forensics hunny

Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.

"Do you know Sarah Smith?"
"Yeah, she does Forensics. She's my forensics hunny."

by cantina123 November 18, 2009