Fland

When someone or something falls and lands on you

Jose is drunk, I hope he doesn't fland on me.

by Radioshackgirl January 27, 2018

Fland

A glove, particularly one disposable in nature, filled completely with the custardary dessert flan.

Upon returning home from the buffet, Daniel emptied his pockets and placed his fland in the refrigerator.

by CaptainGeorge December 5, 2021

Fland

To accidentally drop your foot on the ground and proceeded to be sad about it.

God damn Jon you Flanded again

by Sadpanda May 17, 2019

Fland

Accidentally drop food on the ground and proceed to be sad about it.

God damnit Danneielle you flanded again!!

by Sadpanda May 18, 2019

fland

very fat person

The fland shook the ground when he walked.

by theboxpersonman December 23, 2008

fland

Fat Loser Annibus n00b Degenerate

I absolutely raped this FLAND last night in Halo.

by n00bis October 25, 2010

Fland

It means friends or thrusting

Hey bro
I got it yesterday
I fland my girl

by Doctor pump October 30, 2018