Fitzsimons

When a great idea gets rejected because the person proposing it is a fuckwit ( named in honour of the red bandana wearing knob from Mosman who heads the Australian republican movement)

The boys were keen to kick on but when Pillinger suggested another round it Fitzsimonsed it so they went home

by Listerine January 29, 2022

Fitzsimmons

Fitzsimmons (or fitz-simmons) is the ship name for Agent Leopold Fitz (portrayed by Iain De Caestecker) and Agent Jemma Simmons (portrayed by Elizabeth Henstridge) from the popular action/drama series Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The name is commonly used in the context of the show, because Agent Fitz and Agent Simmons spend all their time together.

Skye: I ship Fitzsimmons so much!
Phil: Are you referring to the term for Leopold Fitz and Jemma Simmons being in a relationship?
Skye: Yes! I love it! I ship it!
Antoine: I don't.

by r-y-c-b-a-r-1-2-3 June 2, 2014

Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

fitzsimmons

The cutest ship (consisting of Agent Jemma Simmons and Agent Leo Fitz) on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that broke everyone after Ward dumped them into the water.

Fitzsimmons is so adorable yet so painful.

by marvelled March 1, 2015

Fitzsimmons

When a guy ignores a "group" of friends for several months on end. Typically, because he has fallen in love with a busted broad who the group rejects.

"Elliott you fucker, you've completely pulled a Fitzsimmons on us for that fat fuck..."

by Fallopian Overload October 8, 2006

Bob Fitzsimmons

aka as the fighting blacksmith (1863-1917)an english boxer, one of the greatest fighters of all times, he made boxing history as boxing's first three-division world champion, MIDDLEWEIGHT, LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT, HEAVYWEIGHT, he stopped fighting in his late 40's. a real bad ass fighter.

he passed away from pneumonia in 1917

bob fitzsimmons KO'd the fuck out of james corbett!!

by underbossx May 29, 2007

christina fitzsimmons

The most kind, caring, funny, smart, and beautiful girl in the world. She is a loyal friend who always keeps her promises and always strives to be successful. If you try to hurt her, she may break, but she will come back even stronger.

Brian: “Wow that girl is just amazing!”
Taylor: “Of course she is, she’s christina fitzsimmons!”

by happyfuntimes14 August 8, 2020