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Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.
Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave
by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
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Scott Fitzgerald

What REAL fans call the writer. (Frances) Scott Fitzgerald would certainly have not gone around calling himself F. Scott. He was a writer who had it all: class, charm, genius and alcohol dependence. He loved the bottle, but by god, that's no crime. Scott Fitzgerald helped Hemingway get published with Charles Scribner and Sons, a fact people often overlook. In return, Hemingway treated him like a douche. Scott Fitzgerald is the original rock star writer, making as much as 3,000 dollars for a short story to the Saturday Evening Post (This is in the twenties mind you, so imagine the equivalence in today's economy). He wrote hard, drank harder, and died tragically at forty four in Hollywood.
Tom: "Have you read The Great Gatsby? Scott Fitzgerald sure can write."

Jay: "Yes, I have old sport, but it's no This Side of Paradise
That book was the tits.

Ex.
Guy: "Hemingway is god!"

Girl: "Yes, but he's no Scott Fitzgerald."
by CharlesDarby December 18, 2011
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F. Scott Fitzgerald

The act of pleasuring someone's anus with your little (pinky) finger.
Those queers are big F. Scott Fitzgerald fans.
by lexiconartist January 23, 2005
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sneaky fitzgerald

the act of pinching someones nipple and pulling, not twisting for this would constitute a purple nurple or titty twister.
i gave the "cumstain kid" a sneaky fitzgerald today and he shat himself.
by ben thurston December 17, 2008
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slut fitzgerald

gay teacher that runs with her chubby behind lagging in front of her
Everybody hold slut fitzgerald's fat ass!
by joe bob February 8, 2005
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Shaun Fitzgerald

Vibe master

Shaun Fitzgerald is the definition of Vibe to the highest degree, never letting up a moment where he doesn't vibe
Guy1:Yo look at Shaun Fitzgerald over there, he is the vibe master

Guy2:Shit you right
by ShiddinOnDaCock October 20, 2019
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