Fish-cat

When the photographs of an individual look worse than their real life looks, be it on purpose, or due to their lack of self-obsession and/or photography skills.

Dude1: Dude how do you get any matches with these pics?
Dude 2: WDYM? I like taking weird selfies!
Dude 1: No homo, my guy, but you're a fish-cat
Dude 2: Nah man, get outta here.

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

fish ball cat

In brazilian portuguese, fish ball cat sounds like "Fiz boquete"
and the translation just means "I did a blowjob"
when you are young at school you learn simple words as cat, dog, ball, fish, duck...

So people made that playing words to prank their friends

how do you say (peixe) in English? Fish
and (Bola) ? Ball
and (gato) ? cat

now repeat all together : fish ball cat - fiz boquete

by Carioca133 April 29, 2016

pussy cat fish

When a female is a freak on the DM's but in person not about that life.

Alex: So are we doing what we were talking about through text?
Raven: NO? What do you mean?
Alex: You said you were going to suck my dick and lick my balls and asshole at the same time?!
Raven: No im not like that, we should get to know eachother first.

Alex: Bitch you PUSSY CAT FISHED me!!!

by NoGender2017 April 21, 2018

fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.

"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

Cat fish kisses

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny

Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!

by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022

cefn cat fish

a fish or not a fish its true, the art or putting a dead fish on a live cat or dog and releasing it back in to his/her owners garden to watch as it land swims back to home, offten used alongside gaffer tape for the perfect look silver is best but black will work.

OMG there goes a cefn cat fish wot am i smoking, id take a pic of that cat fish if i wasnt so webed pawed i d use a camera

by welshfun121 January 26, 2011

cat fish

a fish that looks like a cat

i was getting my narbin sucked while i was eating a cat fish

by cody stover December 21, 2008