"Fap it out"
The pivotal part of any decision making process, in which you must masturbate to flush your body of all sexual influences, in order to clear your head and think critically about something. To be used specifically before calling ex girlfriends.
The pivotal part of any decision making process, in which you must masturbate to flush your body of all sexual influences, in order to clear your head and think critically about something. To be used specifically before calling ex girlfriends.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, I've been thinking about calling my ex girlfriend and trying to get her back"
Person B: "I don't know what to say man. Just Fio and see how you feel"
(one fap later:)
Person A: "Yeah man I Fio'd and thought about it, I'm soooo glad I didn't call her."
Person B: "Good thing you made sure to Fio before you did something stupid"
Person A: "Dude, I've been thinking about calling my ex girlfriend and trying to get her back"
Person B: "I don't know what to say man. Just Fio and see how you feel"
(one fap later:)
Person A: "Yeah man I Fio'd and thought about it, I'm soooo glad I didn't call her."
Person B: "Good thing you made sure to Fio before you did something stupid"
by splav April 30, 2014
by Ya Boy FIO December 21, 2013
Figure it out!
They say there aren't any silly questions.
They are wrong.
Google it, RTFM (Read the fucken manual), look at the FAQ, open a support case, post a question on a forum, ask someone who might know, try to solve it by yourself.
Then, and only then, you can ask me.
They say there aren't any silly questions.
They are wrong.
Google it, RTFM (Read the fucken manual), look at the FAQ, open a support case, post a question on a forum, ask someone who might know, try to solve it by yourself.
Then, and only then, you can ask me.
by eyalnow March 08, 2017
by Todawgliutethat up May 31, 2007
The acronym for "Figure It Out"
When somebody (aka a pledge) keeps asking you stupid questions about a relatively minor task, you just tell them to "FIO"
by Dane McLeod July 03, 2007
Person A: dude I'm gonna fail my exams. I don't know what to do
Person B: just FIO bro you'll be fine!
Person B: just FIO bro you'll be fine!
by Avadavadooo January 11, 2018
by ElusiveBooger September 13, 2004