Fick

When you're running out of texting characters and you want to say "Fucking dick"

"Did he ever text you back!"

"No he was being such a fick!"

by Chunksforfreee July 30, 2012

Fick

An action when you have sexual affairs with a plant/tree.

Person 1: YO! I JUST FICKED MY CACTUS!
Person 2: Dude, you have problems.

by CoombertaStudios February 11, 2010

Fick

A combination of the word fit and thick. Someone who is in very good physical shape while also having larger than normal measurements.

She just squatted 300 pounds easily and she has a six back! She is Fick!

by soultoast unlimited August 26, 2023

Fick

When someone ignores your request to "friend" them on Face Book.

The act of ficking someone: I sent a friend request to Amy but she ficked me!

by Dirty Grace October 16, 2009

Fick

Fick is a better way to say fuck without being so aggressive, is mostly used to describe having sexual intercourse.

Bobby: you guys were so loud last night, what were you doing?
Kyle: just our midnight ficking

by Sex name September 18, 2020

Fick

A word that should not exist but does.
For a crap job at fixing something.
Attempting to be sarcastic

Wow look it’s fick it felix
Well that’s just ficking amazing

by Clamchowder111 April 18, 2019

Fick

Combination of fat and thick

Jamie:"He wasn't really fat or thick like a combination of both. "
Kyla: "Oh you mean fick?"
Jamie: "Yea! FICK!"

by Desssssssssssss April 22, 2017