Fat man's lollipop

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.

Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.

by jonesypeace January 7, 2012

fat man's charm

The reason I find Abraham Benrubi way more attractive than Jude Law.

"I mean it; the quarterback's all yours. I'm more interested in the tackle; he's got that whole fat man's charm thing going on."

by Qit January 13, 2004

fat man's apple

A scotch egg.

I had a fat man's apple for breakfast today.

by Therealdiz March 26, 2022

fat man's chest

fat man's chest is the remake of the movie: pirates of the carribean: dead man's chest. only this isn't a dead man, but a fat man.

did you allready watched fat man's chest?

by Dniworrom May 16, 2008

Fat Man's Cupholder

While you're doing your bitch or significant other in the anus, slyly replace your penis with larger and larger cylindrical objects until you can easily slide in a can of soda. At this point, you no longer need to hold your soda.

I got tired while boning you and had to set my drink down, but we don't have one of those mattreses that doesn't transfer energy, you know like in those commercials with the wine glass and the lady, yeah so I had to stuff it in your ass like a fat man's cupholder or something. Gosh that's a catchy name... anyway, so how about you and me hop down to the Canadian mattress and proctology imporium for all of our medical and bed needs.

by Zimmermann July 24, 2006

fat man's funk

The odor near or around an obese individual. Usually after exercise or before challenges. Fat man's funk is usually associated with sweat, dried urine, spit, and or dried shit usually due to improper wiping.

After a long sweaty indoor soccer game Max was quite sweaty and smelled of fat man's funk

"Dude what is that awful smell?"
"thats gotta be Jame's fat man's funk"

by MX xav July 21, 2009

fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item

"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."

by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014