When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."
Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."
by Train, L July 1, 2009
Get the Facebook's Witness Relocation Program mug.(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.
"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"
"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""
"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""
by Eric Super January 13, 2008
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You suffer from this disorder when you don't remember a person, who is trying to add you as a friend on Facebook, and they remember you from a past school or job.
Typically speaking, you two are bound to have at least a few mutual friends as the only evidence on Facebook that you know each other.
The only known cure for Facebook Alzheimer's is to look up the person in a past school yearbook as a way to jog the memory that is encapsulated somewhere in the hippocampus. It best to do an yearbook lookup reference ASAP, before the forgetfulness gets any worse.
Typically speaking, you two are bound to have at least a few mutual friends as the only evidence on Facebook that you know each other.
The only known cure for Facebook Alzheimer's is to look up the person in a past school yearbook as a way to jog the memory that is encapsulated somewhere in the hippocampus. It best to do an yearbook lookup reference ASAP, before the forgetfulness gets any worse.
Monica: Hey Ross, I don't remember Charlie from high school at all.
Ross: Hey Mon, he's like the only guy who noticed you when you were fat.
Monica: Well, now I'm hot, all guys notice me.
Ross: Well, I would have to say that you are suffering from a disorder syndrome known none other than Facebook Alzheimer's.
Monica: O no, I got to get my yearbooks out of my closet and try to jog my memory, as soon as possible.
Ross: Hey Mon, he's like the only guy who noticed you when you were fat.
Monica: Well, now I'm hot, all guys notice me.
Ross: Well, I would have to say that you are suffering from a disorder syndrome known none other than Facebook Alzheimer's.
Monica: O no, I got to get my yearbooks out of my closet and try to jog my memory, as soon as possible.
by FriendsFan2007 June 12, 2009
Get the Facebook Alzheimer's mug.A moment in which you have no control over what you say on the social-networking site Facebook. Generally, this indescretion is only for a moment- just long enough to say something stupid on a friend's wall. Or, if you're an idiot with no sense of shame, these Facebook Tourette's "attacks" may last for hours, even days, on end. These attacks are not limited to Facebook, and may happen on any site where users can comment or write statements.
I wasn't going to say that on her wall, but then Facebook Tourette's kicked in and I couldn't help myself.
by Mick O'Tilly January 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Tourette's mug.If you remember somebody from earlier in your life and your supposed friend does not remember who you are or how you know them, then that person has facebook alzheimer's.
Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.
Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.
Joey: Hey Chandler, Gloria doesn't remember me from high school. She wouldn't agree to add me as a friend on facebook.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.
by FriendsFan2008 June 2, 2009
Get the Facebook Alzheimer's mug.An increasingly common condition already afflicting hundreds of thousands worldwide, Facebook Tourette’s renders its victims incapable of discerning the appropriateness of public posts on Facebook. Victims feel compelled to post every detail of the minutia of their lives on the social networking site for everyone to read. In addition, they feel as though they are required to respond to the posts of others, no matter how mundane their responses may be.
If left untreated, Facebook Tourette’s can eventually morph into a full-blown version, whereby its victims feel obliged to share private details about their lives, leading to a host of potentially mortifying revelations shared freely with the entire world.
If left untreated, Facebook Tourette’s can eventually morph into a full-blown version, whereby its victims feel obliged to share private details about their lives, leading to a host of potentially mortifying revelations shared freely with the entire world.
Dude, you'll never believe what your mom posted on your wall. I know she can't help it, though. That's her Facebook Tourette's talkin'
by powersiblings June 14, 2010
Get the Facebook Tourette's mug.When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.
Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's
by J Rumundo May 27, 2009
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