When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him
What what in the butt? Eye patch!
What what in the butt? Eye patch!
by SusieB February 24, 2011
Protective device worn by wordass pirate/words to keep them from getting wordcum/word in the wordeye/word when they get a wordfacial/word.
by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003
If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.
by master of my domain. May 02, 2009
Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
by mac2 September 10, 2009
The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC
by Matt. Valentia August 06, 2006
A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris October 18, 2007
A variation of the Arabian Gogles, done by one who is in posession of a sole testicle. The one testicle is placed over the eye of the unsuspecting victim while the other eye is left sans ball.
by Rollie Fingers September 26, 2004