Duck Fucking

To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.

Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.

person A- what are you doing

Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking

by The Involved One November 9, 2010

walk that fucking duck

To flawlessly duckwalk while serving serious cunt.

“You betta walk that fucking duck-duck walk! Quack, quack, quack, quack”

by Rpdrfan January 11, 2023

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018

Fucking the duck until exploded

A funny accident from translating "干爆鸭子" into "Fuck the duck until exploded". It is used to show stupidity.

Your stupid sentence just now was just fucking the duck until exploded.

by Mr. Pseudonymity January 29, 2018

Fucking the Duck

Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.

"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."

by K. Washington September 18, 2016

Fucking A Duck

Also known as: Fuckin A Duck/Fuckin The Duck. Means, I'm just kidding, or im pulling your tail. Or a gotcha thing.

You really like ashley?!??!!
Nah I'm just fucking a duck!

by stoneybalogne January 21, 2011