Douche Nugget

noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.

Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.

by Forkemon November 29, 2004

Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.

Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.

by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

Douche nugget

someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it

1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget

or

2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?

by mikey and brent October 21, 2008

Douche Nugget

A take-off from the modern meaning of the term "douchebag." "Douche nugget" is used to describe someone who is arrogant, self-centered, rude, obnoxious, etc, and this person is not well-liked due to these characteristics. Someone who acts like a douche nugget also possesses a low level of intelligence.

Emily: He's been acting weird for the past week or so...
Amanda: What a douche nugget.

by kissmyATL December 24, 2010

Douche nugget

The child of a douchebag who will undeniably become a douchebag one day.

Guy 1: Man, that kid's a real douche nugget.

Guy 2: Yeah... look at his douchebag dad.. I'm sure his personality is already rubbing off on the poor kid.

by ewilborn January 24, 2010

Douche nugget

A term commonly used to address one of your best friends that you love. Typically a starboy friend.

"Pedro, you are such a douche nugget."
"Pedro, I love you. You douche nugget."

by notsurewhattouseasmypseudonym January 23, 2017

Douche Nugget

Any member of the human species that says something completely asinine.

That bitch is such a douche nugget.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 28, 2004