Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.

Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"

by Jess March 3, 2004

double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.

Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...

by Shrugi February 25, 2008

Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result

Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.

by enrique357 August 9, 2009

double shit

The shit received orally by person C in a human centipede consisting of three persons (A, B, and C) joined ass-to-mouth.

That poor girl at the end of the human centipede just got a mouthful of double shit.

by Arc-Royal August 7, 2010

holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.

Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!

by shankydanky August 7, 2006

Double-Tapered Shit

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022