Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context”

Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick”
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law

by Soulja Boy MD May 23, 2024

When it's done

3drealms says this as the release date for Duke Nukem Forever.

PLEASE STFU. DNF will come out When it's done!

by Mike December 26, 2003

turkey's done

When a woman has hard nipples, it usually takes place in cold office buildings. It refers to the thermometer that pops up when your turkey is done cooking

"Hey girl, your turkey's done."

by Little Miss Muffintop July 31, 2006

When It's Done

Originally used by 3D Realms as the "release date" for the game Duke Nukem Forever, it basically just translates to either "we don't know yet" or can be jokingly used in the context of indefinitely delayed/Early Access games.

Random Dude 1: "So when's Star Citizen going to come out of Early Access?"
Random Dude 2: "When It's Done!"

by Ordinatoris September 30, 2020

turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

let me show you how it's done

A statement said by a fucking overconfident person

Jason: this is so difficult.

Vikas: let me show you how it's done, Jason.

by Vikky badass April 10, 2016

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide

Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

by Shin'ai April 21, 2005