Dick Waffle

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.

Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.

by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Dick Waffle

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

Dick waffle

It’s an insult when someone is being a dick

“Kyle stop being such a dick waffle”

by Heyyey112 July 31, 2019

Dick Waffle

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

by Dick Spears May 9, 2011

Dick waffle

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking

Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night

by chinquay September 17, 2019

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017