Dick ons

When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.

Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.

"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"

"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."

by Auzza November 9, 2019

dick ass one

1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.

2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.

bobby you are a dick ass one.

amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.

by meek the freak January 17, 2009

Too many dicks in one hole

Redundancy, six guys doing a job that requires just one guy. You could also consider this a form of clusterfuck.

I've got 6 guys painting a single 4 x 8 sheet of drywall. Talk about too many dicks in one hole...this is a clusterfuck!

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 7, 2013

one dick lick

when a girl licks your genitals starting from the balls to the tip of the dick making you blow your load with only one lick

dude that chick i was with last night was fucking amazing she made me a one dick lick

by sideways-smile July 11, 2011

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick

Russel the one eyed muscle

Dick, the one eyed wonder stick and I enjoy our exiting little moments alone together

by Loren999 November 29, 2009

drag one's dick through the coleslaw

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004