Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

Desperality

The state of mind of being so desperate, that nothing else matters.

Her Desperality was pretty high tonight !

by The guy that made up that word April 5, 2011

Desperatality

When you get extremely desperate to where you can’t get anymore desperate.

Dude 1 - “Bro I need to eat food! I’m so hungry!
Dude 2 - “Wow the amount of desperatality you have!

by The Supreme Demon February 10, 2019

desperacity

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.

We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.

by jihad1 January 8, 2012

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015