Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

by C Miller July 3, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Dane Stair

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.

Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*

by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010

dane swan

one of the best players in the AFL, some might even say the best of all time, very consistent contested ball winner and always racks up the disposal count above 30. brownlow medallist as well and 3 time collingwood B&F just o top it off!

also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well

"who is that unit with the ball?"

"thats dane swan again"

"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"

"yeah well it is against port adelaide"

by swanny2011 October 10, 2011

Dane stain

A fecal discoloration, usually on the inside of underwear, cause by a disgusting, sloppy lifestyle; or an individual that conducts them self in an unself-respecting manner. Inspired by the life of Dane Ervin.

Brett had a really bad diarrhea poop the other day, and while sitting upon the throne of greatness he looked down to gaze upon the shart damage and found the most repulsive Dane stain ever.

by Teddy Walker May 18, 2016

Dane Sears

An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.

Random Girl: He's so sexy, who is he??
Chance: That's my boyfriend, "Dane Sears "

by Chance Norman October 19, 2008

Dane Steber Effect

A guy that acts gay, but no one knows if they actually are or not. Usually a guy that was raised with just sisters.

That kid is so sus. Nah man, that’s just the Dane Steber Effect.

by nailshurt September 30, 2023