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Dirty blue

Guy 1: bro I just dirty blued this girl
Guy 2: Ayyyyy that’s my boy
by Its clyos May 13, 2020
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Blue Dirty

Dick cheese, so stanky, that you can smell it from across the room.
by c-deez January 21, 2021
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Dirty blueberry monkey

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.
Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...
by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010
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dirty blueharvest97

When you’re having anal sex with a horse in your boba fett pajamas.
Damn I want to dirty blueharvest97 that horse tonight
by Tyler loves dean July 16, 2020
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dirty blueberry

When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.
-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020
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dirty blues

This term refers to blues music (often very lo-fi at the time) running back as early as the 1930s (probably even before then) that has very sexually explicit and/or suggestive ("blue") lyrics. These are all very old blues songs whose practitioners extolled the use of drugs, the pleasure of sex, etc. Many such songs stand up today as early underground (then illegal) music with explicit lyrics (often, if not always, by black artists, some of whom even leaned toward lesbianism, such as Lucille Bogan).
Lucille Bogan's "Shave 'Em Dry" and Bo Carter's "Banana In Your Fruitbasket" are prime examples of the dirty blues.
by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009
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dirty blueberry smoothie

Another variation on the blueberry smoothie. After creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host pussy sticks his/her finger up the girl's ass and plays with her poopshoot while eating her out. When finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her asshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
This should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the ass instead of pussy.
"Wow, this bitch I picked up at a bar last night was a total freak... she loved me playing with her asshole, so I decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. I love dessert!"
by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008
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