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Cumsters

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A group of people that masturbate daily on group.
Alternatively, we call it a masturbation group
Joe : "David and his friends are cumsters"
by CumMonster06 March 15, 2023
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Dumb Cumster

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by Jesse Brede August 26, 2008
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Cumster

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Combination of Cum and Dumpster. A person (usually a woman) that uses her body for men to unload millions of potential children.
Dude, Lisa is a real Cumster. She always shows up on circle jerk night.
by Hexx5150 November 23, 2009
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Cumstered

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OMG, Sally, I was cumstered at the frat party last night by like everyone.
by Purple_Nurpl July 17, 2015
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Cumserser

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When your cum is served to another person on a plate
Girl: Hey babe, I would love a cumserser tonight.
Guy: I’ll go make one babe.
by Mr. Phappy February 28, 2022
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Cumster

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Cum Dumster: being a cheap, and dirty cum waste receptacle. Where no one pulls out.
That whole group of friends are nothing but a bunch of ratchet ass CUMSTERS.
by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022
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cumster diving

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When a woman, usually desperate for a baby, takes a used condom out of a trash can and uses its contents to inseminate herself. (read: When one man's trash becomes a woman's treasure.)
1. My man caught me poking a hole in the condom the other night and is withholding sex from me for a while. Once I gain his trust back, I'm giving cumster diving a shot.

2. -Whoa, you have a baby? When did that happen?

- About 9 months after a night of cumster diving.
by levatuldo December 7, 2009
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