culk

Bulking and cutting at the same time (Gaining muscle while losing fat)

John has gone on a culk and has gained 10 pounds of lean muscle, while losing 15 pounds of fat

by Josh the squasher June 24, 2007

Culk

A super cuck if you will. Turns into an abominable mix of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. Can be found training exclusively abs until they find a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.

"cUlk nO SmAhsh!!!"

by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022

culk

Sex act performed by a male with the "object of desire" being vegetable or fruit. Typically initiated by coring (cutting a hole of the appropriate size in) a mellon or large gourd.

His mom sent him to a shrink after she caught him "culking" this sweet, hot off the vine cantaloupe.

by GregT September 16, 2005

culk

a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.

Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?

by skott February 7, 2005

Culk

Verb
1. to age badly
2. The act of beginning life as a cute kid and eventually aging into awkwardness or to grow uglier. (I.e. Macauley Culkin)

3. To start innocently and then wind up in a scandal otherwise fall from grace

Past tense : culked
Present tense: culking

“Britney Spears culked so hard when she was photographed driving with her baby on her lap.”

by BonzoF March 6, 2022

Culk it up

culk it up means pick and punch a random object at the same time

Ex: ITS A PHONE, CULK IT UP

by luisinventnewwords October 5, 2023

The Culk

A super cuck if you will. Morphs into a disturbing fusion of Alpha, Beta, and Sigma when no one will pleasure their significant other. They can be found in the gym training exclusively abs in search of a suitable alpha to quench their cuckery.

"tHE cUlk nO sMahSH!!!"

by ManGeckoShartedGon February 3, 2022