A short little midget named Christopher. He is really short. Very short. Too short. I'm serious he is like 2'9. Somebody help him get taller. Please.
by TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLZZ February 13, 2020
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by tafer April 4, 2018
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a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼
by anonymous January 3, 2021
Get the cristopher mug.1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*
*From America:The Book
*From America:The Book
by teh cabose November 3, 2005
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every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022
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Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.
Though he might be deceitful at times, and he might break your heart, he's still worth the pain.
by Miss Horror February 29, 2008
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