Yes, socks and sandals can get you beaten but, Crocs are one of the only possible things that you can wear that might get you murdered.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
They're basically (out of fashion) rubber slip-ons covered with holes.
Student #1: "Dude! I just got the Nike Kobe IX EM 'Game Royal's!"
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
Student #2: "Ptf... They're probably not as 'SWAG' as my Air Jordan Retro 14's."
Student #3: "Um, hello? Take a glance at my Black Crocs, gentlemen."
Student #1: "You have three seconds to get the h*** out of here."
by Alexander Hova August 11, 2014
The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.
1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
by Noltons7 August 20, 2009
by TheKidMegatron July 10, 2021
by TheNorris27 January 22, 2019
Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes
by DennisIsEvil September 06, 2009
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