Crison

Known to be a right slag , chat to bare girls (mostly ugly) , always drunk and known for throwing up. He given girl rapist looks and doesn’t even realise ....

stay away from crison ....

Them : oh look it’s crison

Me : who’s that ?

Them : the guy that’s brought his girl a dildo and the guy that’s always drunk at party’s

by Ellavbaker January 29, 2020

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

crimson jack

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.

Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.

by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017

Crimson American

Politically correct: red hair, pale skin, freckles.

-Well, he's not exactly white. He's Crimson American.

-Mah' Crimson American.

-Ginger?

-It's Crimson American.

by T o f t June 8, 2014

The Crimson Pollock

The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.

After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.

by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012

Crimson Gauntlet

When you're dancing with a chick and she's on her period, you look down to see blood on your pants. That's when you reach down into her panties, grab a fistful of blood and slap her across her face.

That bitch freakin' me was on her rag, so I had to serve her up the ole' crimson gauntlet..

by Skipp, Jo & Roob March 18, 2010

cribondle

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.

Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!

by sandspit September 24, 2007