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Cortney

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A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
I experienced life the best way you can... with Cortney.
by have a few February 7, 2010
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Person 1: yo did you see the new corteiz drop, that shit was mad exclusive

Person 2: Ye fam, CRTZRTW
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Cortney

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Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011
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Cortni

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The definition of rebellion. Does what she wants and dosen't give two shits what you may think or how you may feel about it. Willing to do things that most are scared to try...

At the same time can be the most loving individual on the face of the planet. Will make you laugh, full of interesting conversation...you will get lost staring into her eyes (which are usually big, bright, and brown) if you stick around long enough. Once she loves you...it's hard for her to let you go.

Cute as pie...but can be a bitch if you cross her...or try to hold any kind of authority over her.

Has a sex drive that can put a man's to shame...her husband or boyfriend may have to turn her away a time or two because she's burned all their energy.

Can cook her ass off....but hates cleaning!
That bitch Cortni gets on my fuckin nerves...can't stop thinkin about her tho...damn!!
by MissCiCi November 26, 2010
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Courtnei

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A girl that will take your breath away with her beauty :)
Bob: Whoa dude are you having a heart attack??
Billy: No, Courtnei just looked at me and my heart stopped
by John8745 March 12, 2012
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Cortney

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The girl who all men want and all women want to be. Amazingly smart, funny, and beautiful. She will redefine you and give your thumbs a workout. She's like an m&m. Hard outer coating but once you get through that you can see the sweet interior. She brightens every room she walks in and makes any occasion a good one. Being around her will give you a high like no amount of drugs can. Caring for her can be like trench warfare but is completely worth it.
by kyle8293 February 25, 2010
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