Conkcus

A word used to describe someone who pertains an annoying and/or disturbing personality. It can also be used to describe someone who has preformed a strange action, or someone who is being stupid.

Sydney-"You're being such a conkcus sam!"

Sam-"I know ;)*farts*"

by Chonkycatwearingahat September 6, 2021

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

by Avon67 February 24, 2011

Concussion Water

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.

After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011

concussy

A quirky word instead of concussion that the cool people used

*man gets hit in the head by a dumbbell*

Weight: "Who need they concussy ate?"
Person 1: "OMG ME!"

by whodidthat101 August 9, 2021

Anal Concussion

The act of being fucked in the ass too hard that you are given a concussion.

During my 6 years of being in prison I got 23 anal concussions!

by DmasterG March 3, 2014

Conkushin

When you are "Heavily Medicated" and suffer a throbbing headache. After a period of time, the pain with be too much and knock the burn bag right out.

Thus, creating a Conkushin --Dr Torobreh

burn bag 1: Bro im so gone right now

burn bag 2: Yah bro, this kush gave me a Conkushin

by Dr Torobreh July 9, 2011