conditioner

a tool used for jacking off in the shower

You know when your a Jon when you use conditioner daily.

by tarzan and jane October 4, 2009

conditionator

A man from the future who travels to the past to ensure proper conditioning of women's hair to prevent the hair apocalypse. Typically gay and flamboyant.

Whats that scent?
Its my conditionator.

by iliketits69 April 23, 2017

conditioner

while recieving head, the male pulls out just before shooting the goods and goes in the female's hair. at this point, the male rubs her hair vigorously. Note: wash hands afterwards.

Last night I gave my girl a little natural conditioner.

by sickwitdadick July 2, 2004

Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.

by 123yik June 7, 2010

Air Conditioner

A typical air conditioner that sounds like a hard core vibrator.

Alexa, are you using your air conditioner again?

by ohhheyybabeee August 12, 2009

Leave In Conditioner

When you jizz in a girls hair.

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013

Cum Conditioner

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008