collar on

When you are starting to get seriously angry and ready to fight.

Bitch...don't let me get my collar on!!

by collar on September 5, 2016

digital lipstick on your collar

Digital lipstick on your collar is the email, text or google trail a foolish stud or mistress leaves each other from a sexual dalliance as they talk dirty or set up appointments which can be found later to embarrass all involved when they go public.

My goodness Tiger, did your wife find the digital lipstick on your collar from my sex text to you on your iPhone? If the check doesn't clear, my lawyer and publicist have my copy to supply to the scandal sheets as well.

by benighse December 9, 2009

pig on a collar

a Frankenstein type monstrosity that no one has ever seen before

hey, you! come here, you pig on a collar

by Uncle Dimma January 22, 2015

chandelier on his collar bone

a large necklace also known as an icy

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.

by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006

pig on a collar

A Frankenstein-type physical monstrosity that no one has ever seen before.

A binoculared pig is not a pig on a collar.

by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2017

on the collar

a gay man, homosexual, fag, fruity

"Hey Simon, look at that drink Dave ordered."

"Yeah, I've always thought he was a bit on the collar."

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Tom Cruise is a bit on the collar.

by flightsabove January 23, 2008

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021