Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

by Miq2u December 9, 2012

conjusing

conjusing is a way of saying something is confusing in such a way your brain turns to juice.

ohhh this is conjusing

by Cloudy Sun March 14, 2011

Confusing Teacher

A Teacher with a tendency to confuse students with confusing methods which ends in a result of telling them they are doing something completely different, Usually causing confusion amongst what they might actually be doing. And every now and again says the term Do your Wok. Usually prefers annoying students on a daily basis.

Pupil: I was told P3 was M1

Confusing Teacher: M1 Is P3

Pupil: My M1 is now apparently P3

by JonnDoeelite66 April 24, 2014

Confusingnessnyness

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

cactusing

A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.

Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.

by Sparx March 19, 2005

condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)

"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.

by alex_ July 6, 2006

coitalingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).

Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.

by myrlyn May 10, 2009