classi

a knock-off of something classy.

pronounced: classy with an I

Me: damn that pleather suit is classy!
Smart person: no. actually, it's classi, becauase real leather is classy, so fake leather is classi.

by A kinkee Person February 17, 2009

Classi

a swanky big swinging Dick mother fucker who closes deals like a fucking champ

Look at that classi over there

by Bycal June 11, 2016

Classï Brett

Begin with a lit cigarette and a cup of black. Head to the restroom, turn the shower as hot as it goes, have yourself a nice diarrhea blow out and puke in the trash can.

“You might wanna let that air out a bit. Johnny just had a Classï Brett in there.”

by Menthol Mark November 12, 2022

Double pipe classic

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

by Vintagetom May 23, 2019

Classico

An original drink based on childhood nostalgia.

Would you prefer a blackberry or rhubarb Classico?

by Connorhoehn June 25, 2015

The London Classic

Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.

Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

The Classic Luke Holland

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.

Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"

by Wolverine at the rock September 10, 2014