Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and
shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo
all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered
strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a
lurch?"
"That
chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered
Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."