Chipmanning

Setting fire to a building and or school bus with 25 children and 2 pregnant women inside. Bonus points if you take a picture with the remains of your victims behind you. Double bonus points if you end up being chosen to lead the federal agency that spearheaded the massacre.

Back in 93' David went chipmanning down in Waco, Tx. Little did he know 28 years later he would be chosen by the most popular potato to ever have been elected president (honk-honk) to lead the ATF.

by S. Patriot July 21, 2021

Chipmunking

The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.

"Have you studied for tomorrows exam?"
"Nah, I'm chipmunking all the lectures tonight."

by MonkChipper November 10, 2012

Chipmunking

The most gnarly of sex acts. This is when a woman deepthoats a mans dick and when she reaches the base, stuffs one nut per inside her cheeks and smiles and moans ....the moan because of the throat obstruction ...makes her sound like a chipmunk.

That girl can swallow a dick, and before I knew it her cheeks were full and she was chipmunking me.

by RedneckR0nin September 8, 2018

chipmonking

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.

She was chipmonking him before they had sex.

by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008

chipmunking

Chipmunking.. In the porn world, It’s when the guy pushes his stiff cock into your cheek hard from the inside out, creating the classic “chipmunk face” with bulging cheek. Now a true chipmunking purist will point out that the cock must be pushing so hard that there is a discernable dick head outline showing thru her tightly strained cheek..

Last night I gave the cashier a good chipmunking! Her cheeks were so soft and warm...

by Jessica Pimpsum July 7, 2008

Chipmunking

1. When a woman swollows the entire male genitalia and places one ball in each cheek thereby mimicing a chipmunk.

2. To swollow a mans dick and balls.

Todds mom is amazing, She was chipmunking me while humming the american anthem!

by Ghost Bears February 26, 2010

Chipmunking

The act of speeding up a song to make the voice high-pitched, like a chipmunk. It originates from the cartoon/band/movie/phenomenon Alvin and the Chipmunks

Dude, that song would be so funny if you chipmunked it.

Chipmunking makes songs funny

by EveryHourOnTheHourTheyDrewBlud March 21, 2009