ceph

Ceph, she’s one of the best people out there, kind, caring, and will be there for you. She doesn’t use her own name on social medias but she will open up to you when she knows you’re a great person, usually taken by a guy named ken.

“Yooo have you seen that girl?”
“Yesss she’s perfect, such a ceph, too bad she’s taken”

by Xsu February 6, 2021

ceph

Short for "cephalopod". Means a person who is soft, slimy, and often less intelligent than your average person.

Brian is such a ceph. He can't even spell his own name! But he can open jars with ease.

by Jongre April 26, 2021

Ceph

1. Short for "Cephalo" which means head.
2. A term for sucking dick.

Person 1: "Yo this chick was giving me some fire ceph last night"
Person 2: "That's dope. Was she Ceph Curry tho?"

by MrMullisSon October 15, 2025

bespeckled cephalopod

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

cephone

How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!

by Telephony July 9, 2014

Cephalanalectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough January 13, 2007