butts and farts

A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells
Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts

Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg

Person A; Rock on dude

Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
by Mr. Smart Ass January 15, 2020
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butt nut fart

The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.
Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*
by ckllol June 25, 2023
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butt horn fart

a fart that emulates that sound a horn
Dirty Johnny ripped a butt horn fart in class today.
by DJ EV April 24, 2007
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top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.
That was a weird top butt ripple fart.
by Tiojimbethay November 29, 2019
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butt farting

Quit butt farting Ashley
by JoshuaB86 October 28, 2017
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Poopy Butt Fart

when diarrhea starts oozing out of your butt and you totally rip ass and it sprays every where. Basically a Shart times 10.
Satan walked into my room and had a poopy butt fart all over the walls and ceiling.
by Mr Dr Jack Hoffman September 02, 2011
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Peepee Butt-Fart

When during sex, you shart and pee on your partner.
Dude, I shouldn't have had that burrito, it made me peepee butt-fart on Peyton.
by AmazaynJohn December 08, 2016
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