Butt Buff

Toilet Paper

Hey, when you're down at the grocery store, remember to get a loaf of butt buff.

by sugarfoot00 October 23, 2008

butt buffet

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.

"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"

by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Butt buffing

You take a hit and blow the smoke into someones asshole to warm them up.

Steve took a hit from his pen and blew the smoke into Stacey’s asshole, butt buffing her to warm her up.

by JessiesFavorite May 1, 2023

Butt-cheek Buffet

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.

I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Butt Nut Buffet

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into

Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

by Carotenuto June 9, 2018