To bruise her / his / it's spine

This describes the act of penetration so deep that it could in fact bruise the individual's spine

how would you like me to bruise your spine?
Christ, I'd like to bruise her / his / it's spine

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

bruised_s0upy

My favorite mutual on tik tok that looks fruity<3

Hey bruised_s0upy is looking a lil fruity today

by Dylann.comm September 12, 2021

BC Bruisers

An elite collective of men set out to bruise the butt cheeks of women world over.
See also BCB.

1."My wife is sitting funny, damn those BC Bruisers!"

2."OMG Sara I totally got BCs bruised last night."

3.BC Bruisers don't discriminate it's black and blue in the end anyways.

by Jon Digi March 10, 2008

Bruised Banana Salad

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush

When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"

by C-Mos August 23, 2011

Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome

When the meat on your neck becomes stiff and bruised, and not easy to move. Doctors around the world have found no cure for this nasty disease.

"Sally why is your neck so stiff? My Bruised Neck Meat Syndrome is flaired up again!"

by Rubyissuspect October 18, 2009

Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011