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O'Brien's Law

There is nothing that the right or the centre of UK politics won't try to evade responsibility for by blaming Corbyn. Named after LBC shock jock James O'Brien.
O'Brien's Law strikes again. Whatever the topic it's all Corbyn's fault.
by Corbynista March 27, 2021
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O'Brien's Law

Named after famous journalist James O'Brien of LBC, O'Brien's Law states that a centrist, when cornered, will always blame Jeremy Corbyn regardless of the facts.
James couldn't get it up, and so he blamed Jeremy Corbyn. Thus O'Brien's Law was born.
by Corbynista March 24, 2021
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O’Brien’s Law

You think Murphy’s Law runs strong on your bad days; my cousin’s bad luck runs on O’Brien’s Law. His bad luck runs so deep it makes Murphy look like an optimist!
by ctjstr September 8, 2021
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BRIAN'S FATE PART 2

GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.

He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.

The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.

And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.

Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.

Amen
by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 24, 2021
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Brian's Garage

A marijuana clubhouse runned by Brian Good Year in the ghetto area of Park lawn.
Yo wheres that smell of kush coming from? Thats Brian's garage.
by Brain Goodyear July 5, 2012
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brian's butt

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei
by Tara S November 24, 2013
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brian's forehead

Brian's forehead is a forehead that no one can take their eyes away. So much that people roast him about it and he has to move schools because of the constant roasting. Even moving to different schools might make the roasting stop, his "friends" joke about the unreal forehead.
Brian's forehead is an embarrassing forehead.

Gabe - "Brian, your forehead is like deforestation."
by yaddassi May 25, 2017
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