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Brady's Law 

Whenever there is a heated discussion or debate about the merits of the Catholic Church (usually on the internet), the probability of someone mentioning the Clergy Sex Abuse Scandal increases. Similar to Godwin's Law, Brady's Law is invoked when the discussion about the Catholic Church gets heated, and instead of someone having an actual argument, someone in the discussion (who is usually strongly against the Catholic Church) brings up the clergy sex abuse scandals in an effort to pain the Catholic in a negative light, without actually trying to really address his arguments. Named after Cardinal Brady from the Ireland Sex Abuse Scandals, Brady's Law is invoked usually when the discussion or debate about the Catholic Church becomes more and more heated, the probability of someone invoking the sex abuse scandals increases.
Catholic: I believe that that the Catholic Church has done a lot of good in the world. I believe the Catholic Church is the true Church started by Jesus Christ himself.

Anti-Catholic: Are you fucking kidding me? That's bullshit! The Catholic Church covers for kiddie fuckers and pedophiles! Just look at the clergy sex abuse scandals! There's no way that would make it the Church started by Jesus Christ!

Third party: Oh great! Brady's Law has been invoked. -_-

Brady's Peach 

2 Junior Chickens is less calories than a big mac.
Did you see Brady's Peach? Yeah its on the Mcdonald's diet.
Brady's Peach by Behng Kohk January 25, 2023

Tom Brady's

The deflated nut sack of an animal that has been spayed.
My dog was upset when he came from the vet and found his Tom Brady's where his balls used to be.
Tom Brady's by Badmilk October 1, 2020

brady snatch 

A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."

Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."

Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
brady snatch by westfalia January 21, 2010

Brad's Cock 

An Abnormally large Penis that throbs and pulsates when Erect, with a large blue vein bulging through the middle.
Man I'm glad i dint have sex with him last night i heard he had "Brad's Cock"
Brad's Cock by paintballbat216 December 16, 2011

Bradd's Arrow 

The act of inserting an especially designed dart into the penis so, that upon ejaculation, it is fired into another person. The dart can be filled with any substance however it is traditionally Heroin.
Guy 1: You're so getting a Bradd's Arrow!
Girl 1: Can I google it before I do?
Bradd's Arrow by J4yB12 March 6, 2010