Bouldering

A type of Rock Climbing that started when a group of drunk guys camping bet each other they couldn't get on top of a boulder.

Jerry: Damn it John! You kicked the hackey sack on top of that boulder!... I bet you can't get it.

John: I bet you I can!

...and Bouldering was born.

by Dirt Bag Dude February 8, 2013

Bouldering

a type of climbing, a sport down right on its own. routes become PROBLEMS use of crashpads is encouraged. dont fuck up and fall cause we aint spotting you.

have you seen the new Bishop bouldering guide? tons of new problems EVERYWHERE. go out and GET SOME!

by el Wes March 31, 2007

Bouldering

A type of rock climbing that does not involve ropes. Instead climbers carry around crashpads to fall on because they do not go high enough to hurt themselves.

Because we were going bouldering I had to swap my rope for my crashpad.

by Lord of Skies July 17, 2007

Bouldering

A state of awesomeness. When a person feels indestructible or like they are on top of the world.

"Dude I was so bouldering when I took that exam. I totally aced it"

by kathryn connors May 1, 2006

Bouldering

What gay ass nature faggots call climbing.

Hey bro, you wanna go bouldering in Mother Nature later and then fuck each other in the ass?

by jackedmegacock47 January 29, 2019

Bouldering

Eating out a woman with untreated genital warts.

Tommy decided he wanted to go bouldering with Susie.

by WhoElseButKels November 24, 2015

Bouldered

There are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?

So why always say "I am stoned" when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word "stoned" is too general

"Hey dude, you ripped right now?"
-"Yeah man, I'm bouldered!"
"Damn, what are you doing?"
-"Uhh. sitting. TV is cool"

by Ryan H. K. March 10, 2008