Bonie

A soon-to-be step-dad who tries acting like a father figure even though he's never had kids and calls the mother "babe" around her kids. Makes extremely cringy and awkward compliments. Thinks he understands kids.

"That guys such a bonie!"

by AntiLGBT May 8, 2020

Bonie

The stage your penis is in after ejaculation. Its not as strong as a boner but not as soft as a semi. its a bonie. Or another word for morning wood.

1. I woke up with a bonie

2. A bonie is like having 3/4 of a tank of gas

by gerardtb June 9, 2009

bonie

a pretty girl, intellegent girl, desirable, also means sweet.

bonie=pretty girl

dude she is like so bonie, i should totally go talk to her.

by lissa d. April 12, 2007

Bonie

A type of boner that a guy with small penis produces.

Aww, your bonie is so cute! It almost looks as big as a boner!...not quite...

by Minatoro October 28, 2013

bonie hog

someone who judges you for eating two burgers.

Are you kidding me? Two burgers??? you are an absolute pig! that doesn’t sit right with bonie hog.

by Sausagepocket1000 May 2, 2023

El Bonie

Spanish for bonie

El Bonie is looking grumpy!

by Birddog23 October 6, 2012

Vanilla Bone Daddy

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.

Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017