bludgeon

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

bludgeon

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

by russian123 January 12, 2011

bludgeon

To beat with a club or other blunt object

She wouldn't suck my dick so i bludgeoned her wiht my cock.

by MEEEE July 28, 2003

bludgeon

It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument.

When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.

We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!

by lear87 July 19, 2009

bludgeon

When one swings are large, heavy object in attempt to injure one or more person(s).

Holy shit! Johnny just bludgeoned that crazy old man in the neck with a giant club, rupturing his esophagus!

by Dana McCollins December 27, 2004

bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010