Blocker

Fat, fatter than a normal person. Usually found near a vending machine. Also know as a Walrus or Back Ally Walrus. Known to smell of a combination of bacon cheeseburgers and combos pretzel crackers. Normally seen without a mate due to horrendous nature. Should be captured and euthanized immediately if witnessed. Normally seen with multiple chins and doing walrus shuffle.

Use of term: Blocker, you're a fat fuck. Put the large pizza down and do some fucking work.

by Vagimpaler March 22, 2013

Blocker

A girl that looks good a block away, but when she gets closer......damn!

Check out the girl accross the street she looks good, here she comes. Damn, bitch is a blocker!

by chilifest March 12, 2009

Blocker

A person who got a Roblox fetish. which they are into Roblox sphere and blocky ass.

David: Are you blocker?

Issa: Yes, I love watching roblox porn!

by dontmindmeman December 13, 2020

Blocker

A person who looks good a block away but is ugly up close.

"Dude, did you see that girl?"
"Nah, man, she's a blocker. You've seen her face, right?"

by stormyl January 26, 2009

Blocker

A person who is from one of the former Easter Block communist countries like Russia, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia etc...

My girlfriend is from Poland. She's a blocker.

by Charlie_ July 29, 2008

Blocker

One who blocks, or engages in the act of blocking frequently.

Bob: Hey john, whats up with antony lately

John: I don't know, he's being a huge blocker

by doughmanfro January 10, 2010

Blockers

Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.

Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.

by le1 March 8, 2008