beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

beat skeet

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

by Tyresius February 29, 2008

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

Beat Skeet and Delete

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave

Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

by satansjudas February 1, 2009

beat skeet retreat

A slang term for "hit it and quit it"

Hey you thinkin about datin Alisha?

Nah, I'll just beat skeet retreat"

by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

beat and skeet

when you have sex with someone once and never talk to them again!!!

Yo that chick\dude sucked i had to beat and skeet!!!!

by Tayla Testicles October 17, 2008

beat and skeet

The process by which one masturbates and then ejaculates.

Also called BAS (sounds like the name of the fish).

I went to the bathroom to beat and skeet.

by New Earth 616 April 10, 2011