Backstock

The product in retail not pushed to a sales-floor and sent to the backroom typically on a vehicle or palletized by block number.

Twas the night before fourth quarter and all through the backroom... (the busiest time in retail, in a backroom, on a sales-floor, when the word BACKSTOCK was created and inundated for the masses, unleashing its unholy vengeance on the retail world and in an annoyed repetitive search for its identity.)

In a sleepy town of Port Huron at a sleepy little store, the store where all team members wear red shirts( no more hints) the word Backstock (used as a verb and a noun) swelled into existence. It wraps its head and arms around the fact that it floats when whispered and or chanted into the air like a flying mosquito waiting to rest in the ears of the annoyed.

Those thin skinned people refer to the word as being uttered like "its only stock and store" (referring to the large monster behind it, a mental case to most, a writer of the bizarre and dark to his fans). Mobs have been formed, lynches have been attempted but the word BACKSTOCK prevailed.

The following synonyms are accepted when referring to BACKSTOCK. They are: NOM-NOM & REVERSE STASH

Have you finished backstocking yet?

by JFrankenstocker June 22, 2011

Backstock

1) When you perform anal on thirsty a$$ woman.

2) When the momma got a good booty as the daughter.

1) My girl get kinky and like that backstock.

2) she come from good backstock you can see that right there.

by Spooki March 2, 2024

backstalking

The act of resurfacing old, embarassing, teen angst selfies, pictures, and statuses of people on Facebook by commenting on their timeline content from years before. The act of backstalking pulls old content to the newsfeed for enjoyment in the present. The best way to formulate a backstalk comment is to sarcastically act as if the status is from the present when clearly it is not and mimic the tone of the status or picture.

Backstalking:
*Status from 2009*: ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHON ROCKATHOOOOOOONNNNNN
Comment in the present: hey is rockathon going on?

*Status from 2008*: Jst got my permit omgg!
Comment in the present: Can you give me a ride to Rockathon?

*Status from 2009*: Some ppl jst need to grow up... u kno who u r. Goin to bed now, txxt.
Comment in present: omg u ok? txting now

by Clobby December 4, 2013

backstache

Male back hair which may be manscaped into a decorative form or left au natural. The Fu Manchu backstache is when the tops of the shoulders are hairy, as are the sides of the back (covering part of the shoulderblades), but the center of the back is clean.

So we went to the beach, and Jim took off his shirt to reveal a backstache. It was terrifying in its raw manliness.

by Backstache hero December 9, 2008

Hillbilly Backstroke

When Morgan Wallen fucks your girl reverse cowgirl and she makes a backstroke movement with her arms while doing so.

Man, my girl got fucked by the mean man with the mullet. She said he gave her the hillbilly backstroke.

by Fogle johnson September 18, 2020

Backlock

To reverse a combination lock on someone's locker so that the dial faces the other way, making for a very difficult time to get it open. A common high school prank.

He was pissing me off all day, so I backlocked his locker with his reports inside.

by Mikeman45 January 14, 2010

Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010