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Awthm

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I am going to epically fail at life tomorrow

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by Martha Arthur January 17, 2010
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Dick-Induced Asthma

When a person experiences asthma symptoms, such as coughing and/or wheezing, during or after the act of fellatio.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to suck my dick?
Guy 2: I'd love to but I have dick-induced asthma.
by Robsworld6 January 17, 2013
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Reggie Lewis Asthma

a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.
call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"
by track123 January 14, 2009
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Your City Gave Me Asthma

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?
by Wilber Soot May 5, 2021
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Asthma

I have bad asthma
Sometimes you cough so bad your chest starts to hurt
by Kissmyassmonkeyfucker September 19, 2018
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Finger asthma

n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.
by Crytical September 5, 2010
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Poop asthma

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
by gabey wabey October 9, 2020
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