Awkasaurus

1. (noun) A situation that is not just an awkward situation, but an incredibly, uncomfortably awkward situation. Awkwardness to the extreme.

2. (also noun) The Awkasaurus is a creature that thrives off of extremely awkward situations. It's main goal is to make things more awkward. It does not have a roar, it instead only ever uses a mating call, which sounds like, "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!"

1. Sarah: "This is my associate, Mr. Osaka."

Gary: "Oh! Konichiwa!"

Alexander: "I'm from Nebraska..."

Sarah: *thinking* Ooh... That's a big ol' Awkasaurus.

2. *watching a movie with a friend*

*parents walk in on the one sex scene*

Awkasaurus: *lurking in the corner* "Rawgreramaassrkrrr!!"

by nightfog23 August 12, 2011

awkasaurus rex

General manly behaviour that is so awkward even dinosaurs would sideways cat you for behaving this way.

In other words like awkward turtle.. But manlier.

Guy: Check out his dance moves, so awks
brohemo: he's doing the awkasaurus rex
random lady: ain't nobody got time for that

by chaboisamye November 30, 2015

assasaurus rex

A woman with an ass so big that it looks like it's own person.

Guy 1: Damn she gotta FAT ass, she got a dounk
Guy 2: Naw man that's an assasaurus rex right there

by kdakid May 26, 2009

awktosaurus

A person who tries to connect with a group that they usually don't hang out with. The group obviously knows that the person has no clue what's going on and is trying to blend in.

Look at that awktosaurus, he obviously doesn't know what the hell is going on!

by laurrren33 October 8, 2011

Assasaurus

A gay dinosaur.

The paleontologist unearthed a fossilized bone in the rectum of a dinosaur and realized he had discovered an Assasaurus

by Hogindas August 1, 2015

Awkosaurus

A situation where the awkwardness becomes huge and overwellming, like that of a tyrannosaurus rex

Person 1: Dude, I just love girls with brown hair.
Person 2: Me too dude, like my sister
Person 1: Dam, that's awkosaurus

by jtdude15 June 6, 2011

Assasaurus

A dinosaur with an abnormally large ass; also can be a name for an asshole or one who is being an asshole.

"Goddamn you are being a total assasaurus!"

by nunnya business April 30, 2008