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assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
by scott davis August 10, 2004
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An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
by Demoulous October 24, 2003
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An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
by Shablam October 26, 2003
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look a assblaster
by dev ooff gang October 18, 2018
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One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009
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Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.
Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.
by Sarah the innocent June 28, 2010
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a dude who fucks chicks so damn hard in the ass they get owned
dude i blasted this chicks ass last night
by awesomeman January 15, 2005
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